2 slices of jalapeño
1.5 oz tequila
3/4 oz Holly Jolly vodka (or spirit of your choice)
1/2 oz orange liqueur
1/2 oz fresh lime juice
1.5 oz cranberry juice
Gently muddle the jalapeños in the bottom of a cocktail shaker. Add the remaining ingredients to the shaker, plus a handful of ice. Shake until thoroughly chilled and mixed, 10-15 seconds. Strain into a glass with fresh ice.